if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon
you are the future
(via letrnetouchurbutt)
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
(via ixnay-on-the-oddk)
“and though my tongue may be sharp at times, in my heart i believe in us.”
(Source: chokesoftly)